Super Mario Danger Ahead T-Shirt – Black, XL by ThinkGeek
Once King Koopa takes over the Mushroom Kingdom can get a little perilous. You'll need the proper tools to take down big bad Bowser. But don't take more than one at a time; you can't get greedy. A shirt depicting a sign reading "Danger Ahead" with Bowser looking at menacing as ever. "Please Take One" written below with a choice of some of Mario and Luigi's favorite items. Someone already tore off the Mushroom, though, dangit. 100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.